6.18.03

6.19.03

You must understand it started deep beneath norrath, The layers where you can feel the hate within your soul, trying to leap out like many devilish figures searing at your flesh with rods of flame. I watched as one of these beings walked beside me, glared into my eyes, and a voice inside my head said, "Death is a release...". At this point I had freed myself from the shackles of time, where I was frozen for many a years waiting for my savior to come for me.
I had thought maybe I had heard thunder outside, but as I peered through the jail window bars, I saw many dark robed figures coming in my direction with large items in their hands. At that moment the side of my cell had come crushing down as what seemed to be a hammer taking out the side of it. It had seem to be true. Before I can think a tribunal grabbed ahold of me with one hand and ripped me from the wall i had been frozen to for so long, much flesh being torn off in the process, another of the Tribunal had chanted something and my torn flesh had been adhering itself together. I had not know of these magics that had seem to been cast on me.
I got up and walked outside. A small injured wolf had come up to me, and I proceeded to hit it with a phone book and take it with me. I had thrown it's body over my shoulder and was to deal with it later. Why I had done this, I will never know, all I knew was I was safe for now...
After the wolf had woken up, I had already set up camp in the frozen tundra. I heard travellers speak of where I was during my sentence for eternal death. Seems they called it Everfrost for the snow never subsides. I felt new powers since the cell insident. The Wolf glaring at me in painful wallow tried to stand up and attack me, but was unable to from the injuries he had sustained. I felt as though me and the wolf were connected from me hitting him with the phone book. I asked it, "What is your name Creature?" and the wolf did not say anything. So I took a snowball and threw it at the creature and he barked twice. I said, "Bark Bark eh? Intriging".
I picked the dog up with 2 hands and as I did, I felt the essence of The Tribunal leave me and watched as it entered the wolf. The wolf's fur and flesh had been restored and it had no more angry tendancies. I heard the chittering of goblins about. And at that moment, 4 goblins had surrounded my encampment. I looked down and there was a sabretooth fang buried in a little snow, I picked it up and jabbed at one of the goblins. Bark Bark had started attacking the assailants also. after a 2 minute battle with the goblins me and the wolf had won and since then Bark Bark has followed me. At that point I had taken a phone book and bash Bark Bark over the head and he was knocked out. I picked him up and ran. Why I had done this, I will never know, all I knew was I was safe for now...

-Janque

Now I will tell you of a man they one called "Tom". Tom once said to a man, "Where is my spirit sleeping?" and the man replied, "Somewhere cold...". Tom then went for a walk into the never ending corn fields of alaska. He so duely noted a slight wind from the south and readied himself for battle. He stood frozen inside without touch for several years, always ready, always alert. His state of psycho induced comas was not without fortune for If he was not in a coma, then he would have frozen to death in alaska. At that moment he woke up from his coma and was in a hospital in souther peru. He asked the nurse on duty, "Where am I?" and she replied, "Me les dey hombres, Paraday Por Favor..." and at that moment he broke free of the straps and lunged for a phone book and hit the nurse with it and ran. Why he has done this, he will never know, but he knew he was safe for now...
He ran for many days north it seemed to him on his globe he always kept close. He lived on meager meals of Twigs, roots, and Burger King?. Then he ran into a Half Elven fellow who went by the name of Gr�co Alibastille III. Gr�co led Tom to a forest deep in the caverns of Los Angeles. Tom had sensed a presense not of a kind aura. At this time Tom had looked up only to see a huge set of teeth staring back at him. He started running for the cavern entrance only to see it sealed shut with many rocks. The creature had cornered him at the entrance. At this point Tom then reached over, grabbed ahold of a phone book and hit the creature with it and ran. Why he had done this, he will never know, but he was safe for now...

-Janque

I had to log at this point cause well, i had work in 4 hours and got no sleep. But PN also killed Aramin the Spider Guardian, Overlord Banord Paffa, and Venril Sathir just to keep themselves busy overnight while i slept.

Parnichi juice for all and good night~
-Janque

Shall we get on with it then? Pictorals for J00!!!!!!!
-Janque

So no news for tonight El Slackers Mucho!
-Janque

Im my leap of website absence a lot of stuff has gone down. Lemme throw some pics at you first.

Yes, i realize that is 12 pictures of bandwidth sucking love, and that is only a LITTLE bit of what we did, i missed a few days where there were some important raids, and wish people would send me pics =), but of well. You may notice i missed a few death pics, that is because i was handling dkp on those mobs, and some pics have my UI in them, but that is to show how we wtfpwned them with low numbers of people. That is a taste of went down in PN lovetown, and more to come i say. because if the large amount of pics, all other news is in Archive because, this'll smack you around enough. Anyway, I like the bishes cause they so delicious. I love gol' bishes, love gol' bishes.... good commercial. I'm still renovating the "stuff" section, so your attempt at finding something is futile. I'll will be up when i get another 5 hours free like today. Frick you all!
-Janque

Well one day i was traveling the world of norrath a frothy goat herder walked up to me and asked, "Would you happen to know where i can pick up a translocator?" Naturally I spit in his face and threw a brick at him, then I replied, "Why yes sir, you can go down to Fish Ranamer's shop in qeynos and there you will find a dorf by the name of Trumpy, he will tell you where to go." and he pistolwhipped me and i got knocked out. I awoke in a palace of solitude cuffed to a wall. I have never been in this place before but i look behind me and i notice a shiny object that looks like a key. I bite a hold of it and notice that it's an eviction notice signed by my landlord, the bastage, and I tugg on it and a cage in front me opens up. A Rather large scaley beast begins emit from the cage, with claws bared and fangs readied for me, looking to not have eaten for months. I feel as though death is creeping upon me, footstep at a time. Then, at that moment, I look to the right and notice an end table with a thick book on it... Alas! It is a phone book, so at that moment i grab ahold of the phone book, hit the creature with it and ran away. Why I had done this or why it was there, i'll never know, all i knew was, i was safe for now...
After i had run about 5 miles away from the compound I had looked at the ground and noticed an amulet. I picked up the amulet and placed it in my satchel. I sensed danger so I had summoned my warder and had him scoped the region. My warder ambly sniffing everything in sight while I was walking north which seemed like a good idea at the time. Suddenly my dog perks his head and ears up and runs into a bush, he starts growling and i can hear another creature in pain. This goes on for about 5 minutes then he walks out towards me quite content. I ask him, "What was it boy?" and he just nods. Then i notice a chihuahua walk out of the bush in pain... I rather I just didn't ask. We continue our journey and I reach a Denny's. I enter the Denny's and the Waiter is scowling at me, ready to attack... It seems I didn't tip him last time, well, I got into his aggro range then the whole restaurant staff is chasing me, I shout, "TRAIN TO FOREST!!" and ppl started calling me a "n00b". I reach the forest and little to my knowledge there is an orc pawn behind me. I told my dog to go away because i didn't want him to die. At that moment I grabbed a Phone book, hit the orc pawn with it, and ran away. Why i had done this I will never know, all i knew was, I was safe for now...

ok, I got a little off the subject there. Anyway, we did good, kill stuff, kill some more stuff, stab you in the neck with a soldering iron, Fantastic!!
-Janque